Working at Teletech
"And Now for Something Completely Different" that's what they would say on the Classic British TV show Monte Python's Flying Circus back when I was a tot. That's what we're going to do now. As a blogger I suppose I should expose some of my personnel life so here goes. I'm a freelance writer who needs to make a living. As a basically honest person I could never work in journalism or academia. I like to work so education is out of the question. For the last six months I worked as a copy operator and print shop laborer for the state of Colorado. I enjoyed that job andliked the people I worked with. Operating big copy machines Xerox 6135s is an art. It's fun because you get to see what you make books and copies. The people who work there are great solid working class types. They'll make cynical comments about you all day long but they'd have your back in a fight. Now I'm working at some place called Teletech. I don't trust anybody I'm working with. They'd betray me in a second. Now Teletech is a dot.com company it issues stock (anybody who'd buy Teletech stock should seriously look into investing a bridge in Brooklyn)It's badly run. It's based in a building in the Meridian a development with a golf course south of Denver (if it's a great golf course how come I never see anybody actually playing golf on it?) near a private airport. (all the better for executives to fly out of the country on). I work with expense reports (note the pilots (no nonsense ex military types at this so called company have unlimited expenses on their American Express Cards and unlimited charges why? Oh they might land the CEO's plane at the US Air Force Base and tell the officer on duy to call the US marshals because there's a warrant out for this mother fucker if he doesn't come up with the real cash and now) The buidling is badly designed it has a cafteria but not enough file rooms. These morons can't get filing right. Uh duh, expense reports should be filed in folders marked with the names of the people who make them. The building is so badly built that a few years from now it'll be bulldozed to make way for a supermarket. Security is interesting they don't have a decent file system, they have guards. Etc. by the way I could infiltrate the facility in duh five seconds. I have no training, no criminal record etc. Complete bull shit I hate it. Sorry folks I want some real work.

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