allvoices Dan's thoughts: Iranian President is really clone of Adolph Hitler!!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Iranian President is really clone of Adolph Hitler!!

Experts agree that Iranian President Mahoud Ahmadinejad is obviously a clone of Adolph Hitler.
Several top geneticists agreed that after examining pictures of Ahamdinejad and Hitler that the Iranian leader is obviously a clone of the dreaded Nazi Fuhrer. The geneticists spoke in anonymity because they are afraid of assassination by Nazi fanatics such as the Red Skull.
However, it is a well documented historical fact that Hitler provided genetic material to mad scientist Joseph Mengale shortly before his death. Mengale used this material to create dozens of Hitler clones which he placed with families all over the world. Most of the Hitler clones have been eliminated by American, British and Israeli secret agents but a number are believed to still be in existence. According to experts Ahamdinejad is obviously one of those clones programmed to carry out Hitler's holy mission of waging unlimited war on the Jewish people.
Allegations of being a Hitler clone have plagued several world leaders including U.S. President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair. In 2004 bloggers debunked false documents leaked to CBS News by a Kerry campaign worker that insinuated that Bush was a Hitler clone.
Rumors that clones of other evil dictators such as Mao Zedong and Joseph Stalin exist have not been proven. However, it is rumored that Dr. Mengale died in Beijing in 1980 where he was doing special research for the Chinese government. Genetic tests on Saddam's sons were inclusive but some experts believe they were clones of the Iraqi leader and not natural sons. In a related story, the Cuban government has long denied rumors that Elian Gonzalez is really a Fidel Castro clone being groomed to take the bearded one's place

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