A Message From Glotho

This is Glotho, evil alien warlord, I'm looking for a new planet to conquer and I've heard really good things about this Earth place. In particular I've heard that there's a really stupid class of people on Earth who will welcome me with open arms if I claim to believe in something called Marxism. What is a Marx anyway? These people are called intellectuals and they're apparently in control of the media and entertainment on Earth. All I have to do is convince these intellectuals that I'm a Marxist and they'll welcome my invasion forces with open arms. They'll portray me as humanity's friend in the media. These intellectuals will apparently try to sabotage Earth's defense and betray those who try to fight for freedom when my soldiers start rounding up Earth's people and shipping them off to the galactic slave market. All I need to do is land my armies in places called Harvard and Hollywood and profess belief in Marxism and peace. Hey I believe in peace brother, pacifists are much easier to enslave. They don't fight back and I don't have to waste money on ammo when I take over. So watch the skies Earthies I'm coming.