Christmas Fun
A Christmas Carol, Scrooge is haunted by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. He learns that Christmas past was good and Christmas won't exist in the future because of political correctness instead it will be generic Winter Holiday celebrated on Dec. 26. He learns that valuing money is good because capitalism is good and not to worry about Tiny Tim because Bob Cratchet used his credit cards to pay for Christmas. This part was added by Dickens at the behest of his large corporate publisher.
It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey saves the building and loan, but every business in Bedford Falls goes broke and closes because Wal-Mart has opened outside of town. The mill has gone broke because its jobs have been outsourced to China. George ends up working at Wal-Mart as does everybody else. Potter then buys the town back and makes a fortune renting it out as slum housing for Wal-Mart employees.
Rudolph the Red Noised Reindeer, Rudolph and the Reindeer loose their jobs because it's cheaper and easier for Santa to ship the gifts via FedEx. They end up working at a Christmas display at the Mall. The elves loose their jobs because Santa finds its cheaper to have the toys made in Bangladesh. Santa then sells the North Pole to a developer, retires and moves to Hawaii after making a fortune by suing all the major Hollywood studios for copyright infringement and winning
It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey saves the building and loan, but every business in Bedford Falls goes broke and closes because Wal-Mart has opened outside of town. The mill has gone broke because its jobs have been outsourced to China. George ends up working at Wal-Mart as does everybody else. Potter then buys the town back and makes a fortune renting it out as slum housing for Wal-Mart employees.
Rudolph the Red Noised Reindeer, Rudolph and the Reindeer loose their jobs because it's cheaper and easier for Santa to ship the gifts via FedEx. They end up working at a Christmas display at the Mall. The elves loose their jobs because Santa finds its cheaper to have the toys made in Bangladesh. Santa then sells the North Pole to a developer, retires and moves to Hawaii after making a fortune by suing all the major Hollywood studios for copyright infringement and winning

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